I Called It the Trump Bullseye
By Quest on May 22, 2008 in Sports
My friend and I always liked guns. But as high school students, we were not exactly going to try to purchase a real gun. Instead, we bought ourselves some Airsoft guns, in the Tokyo Marui style, so that we could get some shooting practice in without – you know – getting in trouble.
But the question was what were we going to shoot? Cans was okay at first, but they were too big. We wanted a target we could brag about. Something we can aim at and be proud of what we were about to hit.
Then my friend had an idea. We took a People Magazine from the bathroom and went to Kinkos. That’s when we made 100 copies of Donald Trump’s head. We bought a baseball and taped Trump’s head to its side. We then borrowed an old doll from my baby sister, shaved its head, taped the hair to Trump’s scalp and played “Shoot off Trump’s Hair.”
Nothing says “good times” like firing off a makeshift toupee from a distance. With 100 Trumps to use, we had time to try some new guns. Classic Army style proved to be even better, bringing new meaning to the phrase “You’re fired.”
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